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The Wizard and the Statues (Read 163 times)

Sep 13^th, 2004 at 12:33am

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A wizard is walking down a path through the Botanical Gardens. He comes upon two statues. A man and a women facing each other from opposite sides. As he admires the statues, he claps his hands and they come to life.

"I would like to reward you." stated the wizard. "Your posture is most influential and you have not weathered. To reward you, I will make you human for 30 minutes"

After a few seconds the man looked at the woman and she returned the stare nodding, "Shall we?" she asked. "Certianly!" he replyed.

The went behind the bushes and the wizard could hear moans, groans and the rustling of leaves.

After 15 minutes, they returned from the bushes. He straightened his shirt and she flattened her skirt.

The wizard, being a little embarrased asked, "Well, what would you like to do now?"

The woman looked at the man and he returned the stare. "Again?" he asked. "Too right!", she replyed, "But this time I'll hold the pigeon while YOU crap on it!"

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Reply #1 - Sep 14^th, 2004 at 9:23pm

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ROFL!

AMD Athlon 64 3700+&&GeForce FX5200 256Mb&&1GB DDR400 DC&&Seagate 500Gb SATA-300 HDD&&Windows XP Professional X64 Edition&&&&That's right, I'm now using an AMD! I decided to give them another try and they kicked the pants off of my P4 3.4!

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Reply #2 - Sep 17^th, 2004 at 10:28pm