Simviation Forum - Oh Schitt !!!!!

Aug 29^th, 2004 at 8:03pm

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Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable thoughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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Reply #1 - Aug 29^th, 2004 at 8:24pm

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Lmao

Heard that before, but it's always a godo read Tongue

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Reply #2 - Aug 29^th, 2004 at 8:29pm

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oh man....that is just too funny. Grin

LOL

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Reply #3 - Aug 29^th, 2004 at 9:18pm

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ROFLMFAO!

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Reply #4 - Aug 29^th, 2004 at 9:18pm

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Wouldn't that make the kids Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse Happens? For that matter, wouldn't the girls be Fulla Happens and Giva Happens? Tongue

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Reply #5 - Aug 30^th, 2004 at 11:29am

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LMFAO

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Reply #6 - Aug 30^th, 2004 at 5:26pm