Three blondes are standing on the side of a big river, which they have to cross. They can´t just swimm over it.

So the first Blonde thinks: If I would be a bit more intelligently, i could cross that river.
The Blond is hit by a Blizzard, and changes into a Readhaired, builds herself some paddles, and get´s over the river and would have nearly drowned.

The second blonde thinks: If i would would be some more intelligently, i could get over the river without getting drowned.
She is hit by a Blizzard too, and changes into a bruenette, builds herself a little boat, and gets over the river, just getting a little wet.

The third blonde thinks: If i would be much more intelligently, i could get over that river without getting wet.
She, too, is hit by a Blizzard, changes into a man and goes over the Bridge......

A man driving fast and madly asks a guy: What´s the fastest way to the hospital from here ?

The man answers: Just drive on the way you do.....

Lmao!