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The Elevator (Read 375 times)

Jun 7^th, 2004 at 9:47am

Iroquois Offline
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A man named Mike, goes into an elevator, looks up and sees he
is alone except for this great big huge guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown".

Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude
kneels down and brings him to by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you ok?"

In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"

The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I
just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my
testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."

Mike said, "Oh, Thank God!!! I thought you said, 'Turn Around.'"

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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Reply #1 - Jun 7^th, 2004 at 10:54am

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LOL

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Reply #2 - Jun 7^th, 2004 at 3:35pm

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Now THAT is funny! Grin

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Reply #3 - Jun 7^th, 2004 at 6:00pm

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If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #4 - Jun 7^th, 2004 at 7:24pm

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LOL

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Reply #5 - Jun 15^th, 2004 at 9:08pm

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ROFLMAO!!!!! That the best I've heard yet. Grin

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Reply #6 - Aug 1^st, 2004 at 1:01pm

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lol....

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Reply #7 - Aug 1^st, 2004 at 4:10pm

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This has been posted so many times before.

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Reply #8 - Aug 1^st, 2004 at 8:52pm

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LOL!

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