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Jul 18th, 2004 at 4:19pm

Romulus111VADT   Offline
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur
Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your  reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur  thought about it for a minute and then said,"I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing
something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said,
"Excuse  me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too
much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied
God, "hold on."

God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a
few words and waited for the results. The computer
printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it  may be true that my invention is flawed,"God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

Grin
 

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Reply #1 - Jul 18th, 2004 at 4:26pm

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Old, yes!
Cheesey, definitely!
Funny, well it still put a smile on my face after all these years Grin
 

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Reply #2 - Jul 18th, 2004 at 5:29pm

Romulus111VADT   Offline
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Quote:
Old, yes!
Cheesey, definitely!
Funny, well it still put a smile on my face after all these years Grin


...

Grin

 

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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