Hello all. These are alleged to be actual tower/ground to pilot conversations:

1)Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7." Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway." Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern?" Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern and we've already notified our caterers."

2) Unknown aircraft: "I'm really bored!" Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!" Unknown aircraft: "I said I was really bored, not really stupid!"

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                    Thanks, Ace