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Jul 12^th, 2004 at 5:18pm

Romulus111VADT Offline
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You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had an land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the darkside...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defenseelectro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father and your uncle."

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #1 - Jul 14^th, 2004 at 2:00pm

jimclarke Offline
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So many add-ons....so
little time.....
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You mow your yard and find a lost droid. Cheesy

Jim

No God? Know God!

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Reply #2 - Jul 14^th, 2004 at 2:29pm

Loafing Smurf Offline
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You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defenseelectro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father and your uncle."

My favorite ones. Grin

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Reply #3 - Jul 15^th, 2004 at 9:54pm

chomp_rock Offline
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I must confess, I was
born at a very early
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LOL!

AMD Athlon 64 3700+&&GeForce FX5200 256Mb&&1GB DDR400 DC&&Seagate 500Gb SATA-300 HDD&&Windows XP Professional X64 Edition&&&&That's right, I'm now using an AMD! I decided to give them another try and they kicked the pants off of my P4 3.4!

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Reply #4 - Jul 15^th, 2004 at 11:06pm