One day out in the Texas panhandle, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:  "Talking Dog for sale."  He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard.  The guy goes into the back yard and sees a black Lab just sitting there.  "You talk?" he asks.  "Yep," the Lab replies.  "So, whats your story?"  The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.  I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.  The travelling around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down.  So I signed for a job at the airport to do some undercover work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.  I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.  Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."  The guy is amazed.  He goes back and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.  "Ten dollars."  The guy says, "This dog is amazing.  Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"He's a liar.  He didn't do any of that stuff!"

I have heard this one and tried to tell it but keep forgeting parts. Thanks for posting it!!!
Love it!!!!!

*ohhhh...*  that stinks...