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Things You Don't Want To Hear on An Airplane (Read 245 times)

May 27^th, 2004 at 8:45pm

tsunami_KNUW Offline
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Life is good.
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Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane

10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.
9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
7. Thank you for flying with us as we start our Trans-Atlantic flight. Please keep your seatbelts on, put on your life-vests and hang on!
6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!
5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory.
4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!
2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another.

Shocked

« Last Edit: Jun 3^rd, 2004 at 6:35pm by tsunami_KNUW »

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Reply #1 - May 27^th, 2004 at 10:48pm

xFLAMESx Offline
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Quote:

1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another.
Shocked

That's what I'm like when flying Grin

The others were good too 8)

Thanx. Carl

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Reply #2 - May 29^th, 2004 at 4:46pm

Stormtropper Ex Member
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He he...

Heres another one:
"This is your captain speaking, we are currently climbing to an altitude of 30,000 feet.......... good God, why is the ground above us?"

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Reply #3 - May 30^th, 2004 at 3:57pm

Jared Offline
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lol...

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Reply #4 - Jun 3^rd, 2004 at 1:54pm

Mr.Mugel Ex Member

When you fly Uspide down, push the yoke away, if you pull it up to you, it´s quite some mess.

Or imagine you fly a big passenger plane, with some computer instruments, like the 777, and the instruments suddnely say:
Your test Period is over, press Quit to exit or Register, to purchase this software.

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Reply #5 - Jun 3^rd, 2004 at 1:56pm

ozzy72 Offline
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Are you guys having a dig at my flying again Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #6 - Jun 3^rd, 2004 at 5:55pm

Woodlouse2002 Offline
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The best one has to be.....

"Hehehe. There's a goat standing on that cloud."

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Reply #7 - Jun 3^rd, 2004 at 8:30pm