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May 27^th, 2004 at 8:23pm

tsunami_KNUW Offline
Colonel
Life is good.
Oak Harbor, Washington

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Posts: 1215

Oh no, they're on to us! Roll Eyes

INTERNET PARKING TICKET
Offender : Yourself!
Date: Right Now!
Offence # : TOO LONG in front of the computer

Details of Offence :

During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer TOO LONG!

You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the Internet and come back to FunTown.

Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair. The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt - you'll thank us for it later.

&&Home Airport: NAS Whidbey Island (KNUW)-Oak Harbor Airpark (76S)&&Current FS Location: Seoul/Incheon, South Korea

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Reply #1 - May 27^th, 2004 at 10:14pm

Blackbird971 Offline
Colonel
In thrust we trust.
FL660 bound...

Posts: 291

Someone has too much time on his hands and brain...

*cough*You*cough* Wink

There is ONLY 5 cans here.

And 4 plates, 3 bottles, 4........ Grin

Any moment, everything can change, Feel the wind on your shoulder, For a minute, all the world can wait, Let go of your yesterday. Can you hear it calling? Can you feel it in your soul? Can you trust this longing? And take control, Fly! Open up the part of you that wants to hide away! You can shine, Forget about the reasons why you can't in life, And start to try, cause it's your time, Time to fly. - H.D., Fly
&&

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Reply #2 - May 27^th, 2004 at 11:57pm

tsunami_KNUW Offline
Colonel
Life is good.
Oak Harbor, Washington

Gender:
Posts: 1215

Quote:

Someone has too much time on his hands and brain...

*cough*You*cough* Wink

I didn't write this Wink

I got it from an e-mail Grin

&&Home Airport: NAS Whidbey Island (KNUW)-Oak Harbor Airpark (76S)&&Current FS Location: Seoul/Incheon, South Korea

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Reply #3 - May 28^th, 2004 at 9:01am

packercolinl Offline
Colonel
Any more laid back I'd
be asleep!

Posts: 1049

You mean the REAL world DOESN'T have TIMEOUTS! Shocked

White on White fly all night.&&&&Red on White you're alright.&&&&Red on Red you'll soon be dead.

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Reply #4 - May 29^th, 2004 at 4:53pm

Stormtropper Ex Member
Blueballed...!

Gender:

What, I didn't comply to that thing, and I'm just fine......

Look, its Bugs Bunny....Dad, can we get a new chair, my butt doesn't fit anymore......

see, I'm just fine Grin

Arizona State University&&Viva la party!

&&&&&&&&

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Reply #5 - May 30^th, 2004 at 3:48pm

Jared Offline
Colonel
I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio

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Posts: 12621

lol...fooled you..

I haven't been here all of the time, updating windows....

that's why my computer has been on for more than two hours without getting yelled at by the parents...

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Reply #6 - Jun 3^rd, 2004 at 1:04pm

chomp_rock Offline
Colonel
I must confess, I was
born at a very early
age.

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Quote:

You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk

There isn't anything on my desk but a monitor, two speakers, a mouse (no, not a real one Grin

),a keyboard, about 300 pens in a mug and WLAN transceiver (nothing not neccesary for "work") Grin

AMD Athlon 64 3700+&&GeForce FX5200 256Mb&&1GB DDR400 DC&&Seagate 500Gb SATA-300 HDD&&Windows XP Professional X64 Edition&&&&That's right, I'm now using an AMD! I decided to give them another try and they kicked the pants off of my P4 3.4!

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Reply #7 - Jun 3^rd, 2004 at 8:37pm