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May 26^th, 2004 at 5:48pm

Tequila Sunrise Offline
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Why do blondes buy convertables?
More leg room...

Three blondes were walking through the forest when the came accross a set of tracks.
"those ae deer tracks," said the first.
"no they're fox tracks," said the second.
"Your both wrong, theyre actually badger tracks," said the third.
They were still arguing when th train hit them.

What do you call an intellligent blonde?
A golden retriever.

Why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
She wanted to feed the toilet duck.

Grin

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Reply #1 - May 26^th, 2004 at 9:40pm

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Lol! #2 is great! Grin

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Reply #2 - May 27^th, 2004 at 1:22am

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Loved the first one Grin

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Reply #3 - May 27^th, 2004 at 10:16pm

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#2 is awesome. Cheesy

I don't get #3 though. What is a toilet duck? Embarrassed

Any moment, everything can change, Feel the wind on your shoulder, For a minute, all the world can wait, Let go of your yesterday. Can you hear it calling? Can you feel it in your soul? Can you trust this longing? And take control, Fly! Open up the part of you that wants to hide away! You can shine, Forget about the reasons why you can't in life, And start to try, cause it's your time, Time to fly. - H.D., Fly
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Reply #4 - May 28^th, 2004 at 4:31pm

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I don't get #3 though. What is a toilet duck? Embarrassed

Toilet Duck is a cleaning agent for your toilet - it gets rid of all the sh*t that builds-up and helps keep it fresh and clean(Pun was intended Grin

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Reply #5 - May 28^th, 2004 at 11:05pm

Blackbird971 Offline
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Oh yeah, I remember now. Cheesy

Hilarious. Grin

Any moment, everything can change, Feel the wind on your shoulder, For a minute, all the world can wait, Let go of your yesterday. Can you hear it calling? Can you feel it in your soul? Can you trust this longing? And take control, Fly! Open up the part of you that wants to hide away! You can shine, Forget about the reasons why you can't in life, And start to try, cause it's your time, Time to fly. - H.D., Fly
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Reply #6 - May 29^th, 2004 at 4:22am

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What do you call an intellligent blonde?
A golden retriever.

Why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
She wanted to feed the toilet duck.

Grin

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha

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Reply #7 - Jun 2^nd, 2004 at 5:57pm

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Hehe! I like them both 8)

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Reply #8 - Jun 3^rd, 2004 at 12:37pm

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LOL! Those are the funniest I've seen in a while!

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