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Micheal Jackson joke no.1827523. (Read 293 times)

May 11^th, 2004 at 4:31pm

Woodlouse2002 Offline
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What is the difference between Arthur Scargill and Micheal Jackson?

Arthur Scargill hasn't seen a miners helmet in fifteen years.

For some reason, I expect this will be lost on most of you... Tongue

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Reply #1 - May 11^th, 2004 at 4:46pm

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I'm sitting here laughing my head off Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #2 - May 11^th, 2004 at 7:03pm

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I know a few Jackson jokes but they're much too dirty to post here. Grin

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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Reply #3 - May 12^th, 2004 at 7:59am

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag?

One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to be left alone with, the other you put your shopping in!

I think very little of him, infact I abhor him and his songs. Yuk!

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Reply #4 - May 12^th, 2004 at 8:14am

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lmao

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #5 - May 12^th, 2004 at 9:19pm

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lol...

That's cool! Wink

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Reply #6 - May 12^th, 2004 at 11:42pm

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Knock Knock.....

Whos there?

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson who?

Ok, you're on the jury.

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Reply #7 - May 13^th, 2004 at 7:56am

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to early in the morning im sure

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