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May 10^th, 2004 at 6:08pm

Tequila Sunrise Offline
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Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes whack, sh!t!
A bad skydiver goes sh!t, whack.

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #1 - May 11^th, 2004 at 1:00am

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To quote Andrew: "Been posted before"

Good one though.

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Reply #2 - May 11^th, 2004 at 6:57am

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What happens if the main 'chute fails?
You pull the reserve!
What happens if that fails?
That is what we call jumping to a conclusion Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #3 - May 12^th, 2004 at 5:41pm

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Hehe!

Sim-V member since 2003!

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