Simviation Forum - No speaka da Englis?

May 9^th, 2004 at 10:58am

stormy Offline
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Two Italian men get on a bus, sit down and proceed to engage in an animated conversation. The lady
sitting behind them ignores them, at first, but her attention is galvanized when she overhears one of
the men say:

"Emma come, first. Den, I acome. Den, two asses come together. Den, I come, once-a-more. Den,
two asses, they come together, again. Den, I come, again, and pee twice. Then, I come, one lasta
time!"

"Why, you foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed SWINE!" retorted the lady, indignantly. "In this country, we
don't talk about our sex lives, in public!"

"Hey, coola down, lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'

&&Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!&&

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Reply #1 - May 9^th, 2004 at 12:32pm

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lol 8)

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Reply #2 - May 9^th, 2004 at 12:39pm

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Lol, good one Grin

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Reply #3 - May 9^th, 2004 at 3:22pm

Flying Trucker Ex Member

LOL

Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug

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Reply #4 - May 9^th, 2004 at 5:43pm

stormy Offline
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LOL

Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug

you lost me on this.. what does this have to do with doug landing ?????? ???

&&Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!&&

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Reply #5 - May 9^th, 2004 at 5:55pm

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you lost me on this.. what does this have to do with doug landing ?????? ???

Trucker is another Doug. (There's plenty of us about. Grin

) He always signs his posts like that. Wink

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Reply #6 - May 10^th, 2004 at 2:05am