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Men never listen (Read 340 times)
Apr 29th, 2004 at 12:31pm

Hagar   Offline
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My sister-in-law just sent me this. Wink
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On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's
restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters:
WW, WA, PP, and a red one labelled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this is unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button, which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes.
A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.

"What happened?" he exclaimed.

"You pushed one too many buttons, "replied the nurse.

"The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

Men Never Listen.
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Reply #1 - Apr 29th, 2004 at 12:39pm

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Laughed Out Loud Doug!
Very funny!
Thanks!

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Reply #2 - Apr 29th, 2004 at 6:11pm
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Grin Grin GrinLOL Grin Grin Grin

Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug
 
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Reply #3 - Apr 29th, 2004 at 7:35pm

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LOL!
 

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Reply #4 - May 1st, 2004 at 9:21am

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I'm gonna be sick! And I even knew this one....Smiley  Grin
 
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Reply #5 - May 4th, 2004 at 6:44pm

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Would someone please get me off this floor.
Very funny.
 
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Reply #6 - May 11th, 2004 at 12:27pm

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Quote:
...Men Never Listen...


What?  What did I miss?
 

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?...
They both will work perfectly, until you open windows.
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Reply #7 - May 13th, 2004 at 2:54pm

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didn't someone post this before. In spanish! Did he win the PITA award
 
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