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Apr 28th, 2004 at 11:05pm

The Ruptured Duck   Offline
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LOVING HUSBAND   

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a

bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function

and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.  It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$80,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. 

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
 
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Reply #1 - Apr 29th, 2004 at 12:50am

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been posted before, but still funny Wink
 
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Reply #2 - Apr 29th, 2004 at 9:05am

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lol...!!!  Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #3 - Apr 29th, 2004 at 1:41pm

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Reply #4 - Apr 29th, 2004 at 6:07pm
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Grin Grin GrinLOL

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Reply #5 - Apr 29th, 2004 at 7:37pm

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Lol~! Sucks to be the guy who owns the phone  Grin Though he will get a nice Mercedes  8)
 
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Reply #6 - May 5th, 2004 at 11:36pm

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NICE!!  Have to try that sometime!!
 
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Reply #7 - May 7th, 2004 at 10:25pm

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Lol~! Sucks to be the guy who owns the phone  Grin Though he will get a nice Mercedes  8)


That is, IF he can afford it.
 
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