Simviation Forum - Australian farmers

Apr 24^th, 2004 at 2:57am

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Reply #1 - Apr 24^th, 2004 at 9:42am

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Lol!
Thats a good one.
That must have taken a bit of work getting that great beast on, let alone staying on. Grin

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Reply #2 - Apr 24^th, 2004 at 10:11am

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Q. What do you call an Aberdeen farmer with a sheep under each arm?

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Reply #3 - Apr 24^th, 2004 at 12:27pm

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Do you think the sheep will be ready to "solo" soon?

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Reply #4 - Apr 24^th, 2004 at 1:38pm

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What!!!...no helmets Grin

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Reply #5 - Apr 24^th, 2004 at 2:36pm

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Reply #6 - Apr 24^th, 2004 at 2:49pm

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I can't help but wonder what the sheep is thinking. Who knows what the guy is thinking, but I doubt anybody want to know what's on his mind.

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Reply #7 - Apr 24^th, 2004 at 4:25pm

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D'you suppose they're on the look out for a motel? Grin

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Reply #8 - Apr 24^th, 2004 at 4:29pm

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Reply #9 - Apr 24^th, 2004 at 5:19pm

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From the looks of it, that dog almost got smoked!

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Reply #10 - Apr 24^th, 2004 at 5:32pm

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Lol, you don't see that everyday. They should train all sheep to do that Grin

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Reply #11 - Apr 25^th, 2004 at 7:34am

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Now let's see,a picture paints a thousand words but I'll try to do it in less.

Cocky(farmer) and Dog have worked a mob down to the shearing shed yard and the dozie b*stard on the bike(not the cocky) decided to cut off from the mob and go back where it last had a feed. They've gone back out and run the thing down 'til it was b*ggered(can't run 'em too hard 'cos the pr*cks'll drop dead onya).

So now it's easy to dump on the tank and take it back to the mob.

As for Dog he's nowhere being smoked-he is in fact wondering what that STUPID animal is doing in HIS seat!! He'd normally jump up on the left(clutch side)but he sees there's no room so he's off to the other side for another shot at it. However that STUPID animal will still be there so he'll have to run behind.

And if you get the impression I think sheep are the MOST STUPID animals on earth,I can't imagine why.

Cheers Grin

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