Simviation Forum - Dear Mom

Apr 18^th, 2004 at 10:38am

stormy Offline
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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom & sees a letter over the bed. With
>the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: Shocked

>
>Dear Mom,
>It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped
>with
>my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all his
>piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle.
>But
>it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very
>happy in
>his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me &
>that's
>one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll
>be
>growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine
>&
>ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the
>AIDS
>cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15
>years old
>now & I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit so you can get
>to
>know your grandchildren.
>
>Your daughter,
>Judith
> Cry

>PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show
>you
>that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk
>drawer...I love you!
> > >Hysterical Squirrel story Tongue

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Reply #1 - Apr 18^th, 2004 at 12:08pm

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LOL

Still...if one of my daughters did that I am sure her mother would have her doing chores for a week...maybe a month depending on the report card!!

Still it was kind of clever Grin

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Reply #2 - Apr 18^th, 2004 at 1:59pm

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Good one Wendy Wink

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Reply #3 - Apr 18^th, 2004 at 8:52pm

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lol..that's cool!

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Reply #4 - Apr 18^th, 2004 at 9:09pm

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Lol! Before I read the P.S I wondered how could this be a joke?! Grin

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Reply #5 - Apr 19^th, 2004 at 12:12am

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My high school english teacher told us a version of that for college prep. It was a good example, but she was an oddball. She told the class that we should break-up with all our gfs and bfs before we left for college!

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Reply #6 - Apr 19^th, 2004 at 2:15am

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lol

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Reply #7 - Apr 19^th, 2004 at 12:09pm

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Now thats funny Grin

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Reply #8 - Apr 19^th, 2004 at 6:47pm

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Man, that's good! I wish I had thought of that when I was 15! Funny, Wendy!

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Reply #9 - Apr 24^th, 2004 at 10:50pm

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Man, that's good! I wish I had thought of that when I was 15! Funny, Wendy!

lol, if you had, you may not be around to talk about it now!

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