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Smart Southwest stewardress. (Read 202 times)

Mar 29^th, 2004 at 11:28am

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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess,

"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that this was the case.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain it to you."

« Last Edit: Mar 29^th, 2004 at 7:19pm by IcedFoxtrotter »

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Reply #1 - Mar 29^th, 2004 at 7:19pm

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WOW!!! LMAO!!!! Grin

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Reply #2 - Mar 29^th, 2004 at 7:41pm

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I thought the subject line itself was good - remember this - Southwest is the greyhound of the air. . . (Greyhound bus - cheap, uncomfortable, and lots of freaky smelling people.)

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Reply #3 - Mar 29^th, 2004 at 7:44pm