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Mar 25^th, 2004 at 7:25am

Omag 2.0 Offline
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As most jokes around here are grafic in nature, i’ll give you a good old fashion joke!

A 85 year old guy isn’t feeling to well, so he goes to see his doctor.

The doctor examines the man and runs some test, but isn’t able to find the cause.

I am sorry sir, but I don’t seem to find the cause of you feeling ill, so I can do only one more test, but that means I’ll need a sperm sample, the doctor said. Here, take this goblet, do your thing and bring it back next week.

After a week the old man returns to the practice and offers the can to the doctor.

But sir, the doctor says, the jar is empty!

I know doctor, the old guy mumbles, God knows I’ve tried, several times! Then my wife tried it, but no success. So my neighbour’s wife gave it a shot, then her daughter, then the other neighbour’s wife tried. Even the girl from across the street attempted it,…

But we just can’t get the lid of that darn can!

No offence Fozzer! Grin

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Reply #1 - Mar 25^th, 2004 at 11:44am

Corsair Freak Offline
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Reply #2 - Mar 25^th, 2004 at 12:25pm

Tequila Sunrise Offline
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lol

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #3 - Mar 25^th, 2004 at 1:20pm

Fozzer Offline
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Quote:

.........No offence Fozzer! Grin

Hi Omag... Wink

...!

...I know the feeling mate... Shocked

...!

...(...what feeling...?...)..... Embarrassed

...!

LOL...LOL...LOL... Grin

...!

Cheers Omag...!

Paul.

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Reply #4 - Mar 25^th, 2004 at 1:29pm

IcedFoxtrotter Offline
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girl as pretty as this....
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Nice, nice.

A.L. Quote: Everytime you go away, it actually kinda makes my day. Everytime you leave you slam the door. You pick your words so carefully, you hate to think you're hurting me. You leave me laughing on the floor......Cause I don't give it up, I don't give a damn what you say about that. You know I don't give it up, I don't give a damn, What you say about that......&&

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Reply #5 - Mar 25^th, 2004 at 6:42pm