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Reply #30 - Mar 24^th, 2004 at 2:23pm

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Right , an explanation !!!

I think the termanology may not be quite correct here.

As we have Woodpecker cider in England, and we walk into a bar and say 'Can I have a woodpecker, please'
I would think this joke should be more to the line of ......A woodpecker walks..............'Can I have a bartender please, or 'Do you have a bartender. Wink

Have to say Woodlouse, even for my depraved sense of humour, this is one crappy joke Grin

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Reply #31 - Mar 24^th, 2004 at 2:27pm

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Right , an explanation !!!

I think the termanology may not be quite correct here.

As we have Woodpecker cider in England, and we walk into a bar and say 'Can I have a woodpecker, please'
I would think this joke should be more to the line of ......A woodpecker walks..............'Can I have a bartender please, or 'Do you have a bartender. Wink

Have to say Woodlouse, even for my depraved sense of humour, this is one crappy joke Grin

Thanks for the PM regarding you know what!!!

Tony C

I'm sending you a PM. You don't get the joke.

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Reply #32 - Mar 24^th, 2004 at 2:34pm

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Oh good grief, even they don't know! Roll Eyes

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Reply #33 - Mar 24^th, 2004 at 2:42pm

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Speaking of mars has anyone else seen that new commercial where the Mars lander gets field stripped and put on cinder blocks by martians?

Is that the one with the NASA guy drinking diet pepsi while that was happening? Grin

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Reply #34 - Mar 24^th, 2004 at 2:55pm

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Is that the one with the NASA guy drinking diet pepsi while that was happening? Grin

Yup. I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard at a pop commercial. He looks away for one minute, and its gone......

Thats probably what happened to the other one and they are too embarassed to say so. Wink

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Reply #35 - Mar 24^th, 2004 at 3:22pm

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Thats probably what happened to the other one and they are too embarassed to say so. Wink

I don't know what would be more embarrassing, that there was a malfunction, or that the life forms they found on mars were criminals who vandalized their rover Grin

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Reply #36 - Mar 24^th, 2004 at 4:21pm

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Oh good grief, even they don't know! Roll Eyes

I know. Its a tricky joke to get. It took my sister three days to get it. There is a hidden meaning there my american fiend. I thought it would appeal to your superior sense of humour.

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Reply #37 - Mar 24^th, 2004 at 4:29pm

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I haven't even read it yet, let me go find it...

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Reply #38 - Mar 24^th, 2004 at 6:58pm

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Ignore my last explanation. I have been contacted by Woodlouse, and he has kindly given me his version.

Read it as 'bar tender' Get it now?
Woodpecker, bar made of wood!!! woodpeckers eat wood!!!
Ha Ha Ha Ha. Very good Woodlouse, I think our american friends will be rolling in the aisles with this one Grin

Here is another....Man rushes into a doctor's surgery..."Doctor, I've got a billiard ball up my bum"
Doctor says.."Sorry, but you will have to go to the end of the queue Grin

Don't you just love 'em Grin

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Reply #39 - Mar 24^th, 2004 at 11:38pm

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Ummm.. yeah, I thought that was what it meant.

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Reply #40 - Jun 1^st, 2004 at 11:42am

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LOL... Some yanks can get it, I did!

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Reply #41 - Jun 3^rd, 2004 at 12:44pm

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