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Mar 18th, 2004 at 3:21am

IcedFoxtrotter   Offline
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If only I could find a
girl as pretty as this....
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Some people are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

You're just jealous because the voices
only talk to ME.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.

The more you complain,
the longer God makes you live.

I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice):
We've got what it takes
to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

As long as there are tests,
there will be prayer in public schools.

Hang up and drive.

Your kid may be an Honor Student,
but YOU'RE still an idiot.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Don't drink and drive...
You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Always remember you're unique...
Just like everyone else.

HONK
If You Want To See My Finger

Keep honking while I reload.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

I don't have a license to kill,
I have a learner's permit.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

Who were the testers for
Preparations A through G?

Madness takes its toll.
Please have exact change.

EARTH FIRST!
We'll stripmine the other planets later.

If you drink, don't park.
Accidents cause people.

If you can read this
I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Save the whales!
Trade them for valuable prizes.

Whitewater is over
when the First Lady sings.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her
...or something like that.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.

If we are what we eat,
I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

Stop repeat offenders.
Don't re-elect them!


Yes some of them are dumb, deal with it. Grin
 
A.L. Quote: Everytime you go away, it actually kinda makes my day. Everytime you leave you slam the door. You pick your words so carefully, you hate to think you're hurting me. You leave me laughing on the floor......Cause I don't give it up, I don't give a damn what you say about that. You know I don't give it up, I don't give a damn, What you say about that......&&
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Reply #1 - Mar 18th, 2004 at 5:31am

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I like!!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #2 - Mar 18th, 2004 at 6:14am

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Another old one for you....

Jesus Saves!
Moses Invests!
But only Buddha pays dividends Grin
 
...
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Reply #3 - Mar 18th, 2004 at 8:54am

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My personal favorites...

"Just becuase you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one..."


"Sure Jesus loves you, but the rest of use still think that you're an A$$Hole..."
 
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Reply #4 - Mar 18th, 2004 at 9:29am

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So many add-ons....so
little time.....
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A couple of my favorites:

"I miss my Ex, but my aim is getting better"

"The driver carries no cash-he is married"

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not like the screaming and yelling passengers in his car"

Jim Grin
 
No God? Know God!
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Reply #5 - Mar 18th, 2004 at 11:25am

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Grin Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy


              
LOL
 
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Reply #6 - Mar 18th, 2004 at 12:23pm

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Nunquam non paratus
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LMAO  Grin
 
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee
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Reply #7 - Mar 18th, 2004 at 1:53pm

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I saw this one today on the back of a Trabant (E.German car from the cold war days, and a pile of rubbish, but strangely I like them)....
I may be slow, but I'm in front of you! Grin Grin Grin
 
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There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Reply #8 - Mar 18th, 2004 at 2:10pm

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LMAOROTFL!!!
Dan
 
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Reply #9 - Mar 18th, 2004 at 4:22pm

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The best i've seen recently is

"Keep Cornwall tidy. Fly tip in Devon!"
 
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Reply #10 - Mar 18th, 2004 at 5:25pm

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The best one I read was:

                          My other ride.... is your mom
 
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Reply #11 - Mar 18th, 2004 at 6:02pm

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lol ive heard most of the b4 but they're funny
 
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Reply #12 - Mar 18th, 2004 at 9:17pm

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MY favorite is:

If your reading this...pay attention to the road.
 
Link to sig:&&Click here&&(Cannot post signature here due to current forum restrications on linked images).
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Reply #13 - Mar 18th, 2004 at 9:24pm

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Take it easy!
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Laughing out loud. ...
 
The Devil's Advocate.&&...
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Reply #14 - Mar 19th, 2004 at 8:29pm

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LOL
 
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