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Things to do at the movie theatre (Read 716 times)
Mar 8th, 2004 at 9:24pm

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1. Hum the theme song of the movie out loud.
2. Make finger puppets in front of the projector.
3.When gunshots ring out in the movie yell, "Bang! Bang!"
4. Stick a piece of popcorn to the end of your straw and shoot
it 6 rows ahead of you. (Works even better with unpopped kernels
and Juji fruits.)
5. Use a whoopee cushion. Nuff said.
6. Wear a top hat.
7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
8. Go, "Oooooooooooooohhhhh!" during the kissing scenes.
9. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
10. Make a noise like your passing gas and say, "Ahh...."
11. Start wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can
have some Juji Fruits for your asthma.
12. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast forward it?"
13. When the bad guy is about to do something devious, yell at
the top of your lungs, "Watch out!"
14. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
15. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girl's bathroom is
flooding.
16. If you've seen the movie before, at the climax, yell out
what happens next.
17. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink. Wink
18. wear a cape and when it's your turn to get popcorn yell,
"I'm Batman! Ha! Ha!" and run away.
19. Yell, "FIRE!!!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
20. Gently, very softly, place a single kernel of popcorn on the
head of the man in front of you.
21. Say that this person can't sit next to you because your
invisible friend is sitting there.
22. Scream out, "Hey, this isn't Bambi!"
23. Stare at the person sitting across the aisle from you, then
quickly look back at the screen when they look at you. Then,
when they turn away, stare again.
24. See if you can get a sticky Juji fruit to stick to the
screen.
 
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Reply #1 - Mar 8th, 2004 at 9:27pm

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lol..something different to do at the movies...Smiley
 
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Reply #2 - Mar 9th, 2004 at 1:06am

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Or U Could Forget All That And Make-Out With Your Girlfriend Grin

LMAO
 
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Reply #3 - Mar 9th, 2004 at 1:25am

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Quote:
Or U Could Forget All That And Make-Out With Your Girlfriend Grin

LMAO


I like your idea better.
 

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Reply #4 - Mar 9th, 2004 at 3:35am

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Quote:
Or U Could Forget All That And Make-Out With Your Girlfriend Grin

LMAO

I'm going to have to say soo too.
 

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Reply #5 - Mar 9th, 2004 at 10:44am

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Quote:
Or U Could Forget All That And Make-Out With Your Girlfriend Grin

LMAO


Some of us are happily single still...so until I find the right girlfriend...I will be using the first list...Smiley
 
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Reply #6 - Mar 9th, 2004 at 6:53pm

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Yea ive been singal (now happily, not sure if that is a good thing of not) for, ummm, how old am i again?
 

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Reply #7 - Mar 10th, 2004 at 6:22am

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Quote:
Or U Could Forget All That And Make-Out With Your Girlfriend Grin

LMAO


most certainly .  . . . ..
 
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Reply #8 - Mar 10th, 2004 at 9:41am

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Yea ive been singal (now happily, not sure if that is a good thing of not) for, ummm, how old am i again?


lol...I had a girlfriend for about 2 months out of my 21+ years of living here on earth...Wink

Don't really need one until I find someone worth going out with...I'm not gonna waste her time, my time, and my money unless she is worth it, ya know?
 
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Reply #9 - Mar 10th, 2004 at 3:37pm

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yea i get exactly what you are saying, Girlfriends are usally, unless you have exeptional luck, are really just expences, for lack of a better word.
 

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Reply #10 - Mar 11th, 2004 at 2:40am

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Y'all need one of our chicks from Montana.  They're low maintenance, they don't need flowers, they don't need weepy movies, and they sure as hell don't need jewelry.  Plus they like to do guy stuff like hike, camp, shoot, and hunt, and "other fun things". Grin Wink
 

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Reply #11 - Mar 11th, 2004 at 9:15am

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"other fun things" huh?

You got a spare bedroom? How about a patch of grass to pitch a tent?

I'll be there in about 3 month's hiking....Smiley
 
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Reply #12 - Mar 11th, 2004 at 9:36am

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Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Wink Grin
 
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Reply #13 - Mar 11th, 2004 at 9:39am

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Quote:
most certainly .  . . . ..


Do U Have One Of Those WIld Australian Jungle Beasts. That U Like To Call Women Cheesy

Just Jokin With Ya Grin

 
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Reply #14 - Mar 11th, 2004 at 3:43pm

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number 21 is the best imho lol.

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