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Feb 1^st, 2004 at 2:04pm

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20. BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno

19. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver

18. HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL by Dan Marino

17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton

16. MY LIFE'S MEMORIES by Ronald Reagan

15. THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD by Bill Gates

14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman

13. THE WILD YEARS - by Al Gore

12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN

11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

10. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE

9. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

6. ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen DeGeneres

5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the Sierra Club

3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson

1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton & Jesse Jackson

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

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Reply #1 - Feb 1^st, 2004 at 6:32pm

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If we rated people on the amount of humor they provide to this site, I would have too say you take top spot!!!
Grin

Your stuff is absolutly hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Reply #2 - Feb 2^nd, 2004 at 10:20am

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3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

Actually there are quite a number of the A-mish who use phones, primarily cell-phones, and mainly for work related purposes, but it is becoming more and more of a presence in the amish society.

(we just had a big discussion about this in our cultural dynamics of technology class...if I can find the reading assignment I will post the link...it's very interesting...)

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