A stranger comes riding into town.  He ties his horse up outside the saloon and goes in for a drink.  When he gets done he goes back out and notices his horse is gone.  He storms back into the saloon.
"Alright, which one of you mangey varmits stole my horse?"  he demands.  No one moves or says a word.
"Ok, I'm going to sit back down and have another drink.  When I get done I expect to see my horse back where I left it, or I'm going to have to do what I did back in Texas.  And Believe me, I don't want to have to do what I did back in Texas again!!"
He sits down and has another drink.  When he finishes, he goes back outside and there is his horse right where he left it.  Satisfied, he climbs back on and starts to leave.
The curious bartender comes running out.  "Hey stranger,"  he calls out, "Just what did you do back in Texas when your horse was stolen?"
The stranger turns around and giving the bartender an evil look replies,  "I had to walk home!"

LOL

Cheers....Happy Landings.....Doug