Man:
1: people never glance at your chest while talking to them
2: you can wear the same pair of underpants for a week
3: phone calls are over in 30 seconds flat
4: facial hair can be attractive
5: if another guy turns up at a party, you may end up becoming lifelong friends
6: women almost expect you to belch
7: when your work is critisized you don't panic that everyone secretly hates you
8: not liking someone does not eliminate the posibility of having sex with them
9: you can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked
10: a weeks vacation requires only one suitcase
11: you can go to the bathroom without a suppport group
12: you can leave the bed in a hotel room unmade
13: you don't have to worry about your weight
14: spiders don't reduce you to a quivering wreck
15: your ass is never a factor in a job interview
16: all your orgasms are real
17: you can kill your own food
18: you don't have to lug a bag of usefull stuff around wherever you go
19: you never have to clan the toilet
20: you can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
21: wedding plans take care of themselves
22: you can sleep around without a stain on your character
23: if someone forgets to invite you to something they can still be your friend
24: you don't have to shave below your neck
25: you can write your name in the snow
26: flowers fix everything
27: you don't get wolf whistles from workmen
28: you think about sex 90% of your waking hours
29: you can wear a white shirt to a water park
30: hot wax never comes near you pubic area
31: you don't have to learn how the washing machine works
32: three pairs of shoes are more than enough
33: nobody stops telling a dirty joke when you enter the room
34: you can take your shirt off on a hot day
35: you don't care whether anyone notices your new haircut
36: you can sit with your knees apart
37: you can eat a banana in public
38: the world is your urinal
39: you have on mood all the time

Woman:
1: you never have to buy your own drinks
2: you can get laid anytime you want
3: you can get out of speeding tickets by crying
4: you're not expected to know how cars work
5: you can sleep your way to the top
6: you don't worry about loosing your hair
7: you always get to choose the movie
8: you don't have to mow the lawn
9: PMS is a legal defence for murder
10: you don't have to understand the off-side rule
11: you don't have to adjust your genitals constantly
12: sweat is sexy on you
13: you can marry rich and not have to work
14: you never have to use a power drill
15: you never run out of excuses
16: you get expensive jewelery as gifts you never have to give back
17: you get gifts all the time because men screw up so often
18: you can give "the look" that makes any man cower in the corner
19: you can dance
20: you look good in shorts
21: you don't have to worry about being able to get it up
22: you have mastered civilized eating
23: you are better gossips
24: you lok better naked than men
25: women do less time for violent crime
26: you can wear no underware and be considered wild and sexy; a man who does this is merely thought of as disgusting
27: short women are petite; short men are just short
28: you don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood