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Last words in Avaition (Read 290 times)
Dec 30
th
, 2003 at 8:58pm
the_autopilot
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Famous last words in Avaiations:
Whats that funny noise?
Don't worry, that indicator is supposed to be on.
Which runway was it, ATC?
Thats just condensation dripping off the wing. (Note: Jets store their fuel in the wings.)
Don't worry, the hurricane is 5 miles from here.
The engine is supposed to make that rumbling noise.
I'm flying an Airbus.
Whats that ticking noise?
Why's that guy taking off his shoes...
Hey, what did the mechanic say about the autopilot?
Isn't the no-fly zone 1 mile from here?
This runway is too short...
Hey, check out those red and yellow fire decals on the engine.
Link to sig:&&
Click here
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Dec 30
th
, 2003 at 10:23pm
Ronnie
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December 17, 1903. The
reason for FS.
Texas, USA
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Famous last words in Avaiations:
I'm flying an Airbus.
That is GOOD!
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Jan 4
th
, 2004 at 8:12pm
Jared
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I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio
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Jan 5
th
, 2004 at 8:19am
Omag 2.0
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No badger comes close!
Somewhere, Belgium
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"Thrust me, it works in FS9!"
&&
&&&&Check my aviation-photo's at
www.airliners.be&&&&Or
go straight to
Omag's Album
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Jan 5
th
, 2004 at 2:27pm
Wing Nut
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Hoy-Hoy!
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What's this button do?
Let's open the window and let that smell out...
HP p7-1300w
AMD Athlon II X4 650 Quad-core 3.2 Ghz
23" HP Widescreen monitor/19" Dell monitor
Windows 7 Home Premium
16 Gb DDR3 PC10600 Ram
1 Gb GeForce GTX 550Ti video card
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If you want to see the most beautiful girl in the world, CLICK HERE!
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Jan 8
th
, 2004 at 3:13am
BFMF
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lol
COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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Jan 8
th
, 2004 at 3:17am
BFMF
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Pacific Northwest
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'Don't worry, I do this all the time'
COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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Jan 8
th
, 2004 at 10:36am
Conner
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Opps, bit too fast I think.
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This runway is too short...
But look how wide it is!!
Conner
Every landing is a controlled crash.
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Jan 10
th
, 2004 at 11:58am
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"What's this button do?"
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Jan 11
th
, 2004 at 12:36am
Ronnie
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December 17, 1903. The
reason for FS.
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"I took off those red things on top of the wings. Is that bad?"
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