Simviation Forum - UPS Truck v. FedEx Truck

Dec 24^th, 2003 at 5:36pm

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Reply #1 - Dec 25^th, 2003 at 12:31am

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easy to see which one came off second best Wink

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Reply #2 - Dec 25^th, 2003 at 4:45am

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FedUp!

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Reply #3 - Dec 25^th, 2003 at 3:42pm

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yup! always ship UPS!!!

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Reply #4 - Jan 17^th, 2004 at 12:46am

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lol both better than the royal mail

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Reply #5 - Jan 17^th, 2004 at 2:14am

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lol both better than the royal mail

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Reply #6 - Jan 19^th, 2004 at 3:18am

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That's why I hand deliver everything! Really though, USPS!

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Reply #7 - Jan 20^th, 2004 at 7:56am

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The UPS drivers have a nickname for were i live, they call it "the maze"

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Reply #8 - Jan 21^st, 2004 at 7:41pm

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Good one with FedUp! Grin

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Reply #9 - Jan 22^nd, 2004 at 2:58pm

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I e-mailed this to my sister that use to work for UPS in Chicago. She got a big kick out of it. It's probably been posted at ever UPS terminal in the US for it's propaganda value....lol.

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