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Dec 17^th, 2003 at 10:26am

Dan Offline
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THE 7 WORST THINGS
TO HEAR AT THE TATTOO PARLOR

7. "EAGLE? I thought you said BEAGLE!"
6. "We are all out of red, so I used pink!"

5. "There are 2 O s in Bob, right?"

4. "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups!"
3. "Anything else you want to say?
Theres plenty of room back here!"
2. "The flags all done and, you know, the
folds of fat make a nice waving effect!"1 OOps

Ha Ha ha

Dan 3772
Wales, uk

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Reply #1 - Dec 17^th, 2003 at 2:56pm

Romulus111VADT Offline
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3. "Anything else you want to say?
Theres plenty of room back here!"
2. "The flags all done and, you know, the
folds of fat make a nice waving effect!"

LMAO....these fit my ex-wife perfectly...in fact...they could do a great copy of the Sistine Chapel on her fat butt and still have plenty of room for several murals!

She's now a model for the new big womans size...it's called the "LARDASS LOOK!"

Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #2 - Dec 18^th, 2003 at 6:13am