Simviation Forum - Good Samaritan

Dec 11^th, 2003 at 12:17pm

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A guy has a few drinks at a bar. He sees a drunk guy passed out at a nearby table. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he will drive the drunk home. Being a good samaritan the man agrees. The bartender writes down the address and gives it to him. The man tries to wake Mr. Murphy but Mr. Murphy is quite drunk and groggy he won't wake up. The man helps Mr. Murphy to his feet and Mr. Murphy falls to the floor in a heap. "Jeez," the man says wondering how anyone could get so drunk. He takes Murphy by the arm and practically drags him to the car. He leans Mr. Murphy against the side of the car so he can get his keys and again Mr. Murphy falls to the ground. The man finds his keys and manages to get Mr. Murhy into the car. He drives to the address the bartender gave him. Once there he drags Mr. Murphy to the door and props him up against the wall, but Mr. Murphy once again collapses to the ground. He Knocks on the door and Mrs. Murphy answers.
"Hi, Mrs. Murphy, your husband has had too much to drink so I brought him home."
"That ws nice of you," says she, looking around. "But where is his wheelchair?"

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Reply #1 - Dec 11^th, 2003 at 12:31pm

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LMAO....until the punch line...this was beginning to sound allot like an Army buddy of mine that I had to take home once. I had to throw the dummy over my shoulder to try and get him to his apartment (flat for all you Brits Grin

). He sounded like he had puked right down my back...then I hear this, "Just kidding"...that time he hit the ground with some help...I tossed his sorry butt down. He said he figured, "Why walk, when I was carrying him", besides, as he put it, "He was to drunk to walk"...the jerk...lol

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Reply #2 - Dec 11^th, 2003 at 1:36pm

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Romulus do you think that Western Armed Forces and in fact most Armed Forces have a drinking culture? Grin

I don't remember getting back to base on a remarkable number of occassions Grin

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Reply #3 - Dec 11^th, 2003 at 3:15pm

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Romulus do you think that Western Armed Forces and in fact most Armed Forces have a drinking culture? Grin

I don't remember getting back to base on a remarkable number of occassions Grin

Ozzy

Funny thing is...I've never been that much of a drinker, so I always ended up the designated driver and the to drunk to walk body carrier.

But to answer your question...MOST DEFINATELY!

I was probably the only soldier in the entire VTO that wasn't drunk on his a$$ 90% of the time...lol

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Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #4 - Dec 11^th, 2003 at 5:24pm

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Reply #5 - Dec 11^th, 2003 at 7:22pm

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LOL

AH....what fond memories you guys bring back!!!!!!

HOWEVER ....Most Militarys to-day and for the past couple of years Smoking and Drinking is almost taboo.

Messes are realy hurting and many have combined and on some Bases CLOSED.

Sports, Fitness and Education is the in-thing.

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Reply #6 - Dec 16^th, 2003 at 11:43am