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Hunting Joke (Read 241 times)

Dec 12^th, 2003 at 12:39pm

jimclarke Offline
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Two guys are out hunting in the forest. One of the guys suddenly collapses and drops to the ground where he lays motionless. His partner whips out his cell phone and calls 911. The 911 operator answers and asks what the emergency is. "My friend and I are out in the forest hunting. He has collapsed and I think he may be dead! What shoud I do?"
"Just relax sir, first of all we need to make sure he is dead."
"OK, hold on..." The operator waits a few moments then hears a shot ring out in the background. The man returns to the phone.
"OK now what do I do?"

No God? Know God!

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Reply #1 - Dec 12^th, 2003 at 6:06pm

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Reply #2 - Dec 14^th, 2003 at 9:27am

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Heard that one before Grin

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Reply #3 - Dec 14^th, 2003 at 5:41pm

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lol

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Reply #4 - Dec 14^th, 2003 at 8:50pm

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LOL!

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Reply #5 - Dec 14^th, 2003 at 11:56pm

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HMMMMMM

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Reply #6 - Dec 15^th, 2003 at 1:13am

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HMMMMMM

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Reply #7 - Dec 15^th, 2003 at 1:45am

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pretty sure it's been posted before Grin

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Reply #8 - Dec 15^th, 2003 at 11:44pm

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Who cares that is was posted before, it still is funny. unless someone really did that Cry

but that would be great to do as a joke, call 911, say that and then shoot in the air, have someone scream and then be waiting for the rescue.!! but don't really do that because we, as rescuers, hate that! and you can get into trouble and or jail. TTFN~ Brent

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