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Finally, the reason! (Read 223 times)
Dec 10
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, 2003 at 7:39am
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I've always wondered what made the deer and the antelope play....well, here's the reason why!
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Dec 10
th
, 2003 at 7:45am
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is that a rolly or a harmonica? ???
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Dec 10
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, 2003 at 7:48am
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is that a rolly or a harmonica? ???
Rolling a joint from what I can tell, note the rolling papers...lol.
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Dec 10
th
, 2003 at 12:20pm
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naw....I think it has to be a Harmonica.
Most townships here have a public smoking ban and Jan. 1, 2004 the whole county will be no smoking in public. So it's gotta be a Harmonica...Thats my reasoning.
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Dec 10
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, 2003 at 12:41pm
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naw....I think it has to be a Harmonica.
Most townships here have a public smoking ban and Jan. 1, 2004 the whole county will be no smoking in public. So it's gotta be a Harmonica...Thats my reasoning.
Hmmm, I've never known any animals that paid a whole lot of attention to the laws of the human race. This might be the reason there are so many deer fatalities along the roadways and why bears are always busted for breaking and entering....they just have no respect for the law....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Dec 11
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, 2003 at 9:59am
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How do they get the deer to cross at the yellow sign?
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Dec 11
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, 2003 at 12:10pm
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How do they get the deer to cross at the yellow sign?
Probably some intellectually gifted politician spent millions of taxpayer dollars to do a study that found that deer could read...therefore he was able to get the government contract to make all those signs...lmao....it's amazing how the government officials can come to some totally ludicrous conclusions when it will profit the state they are from. Irregardless if it will make any sense, is feasible, or has a snowballs chance in hell of being of any use to anyone, or if it is a total waste of money, and if it is totally fabricated, and especially if it is a way to royally screw the taxpayers....it will be proven and the money allocated!
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Dec 11
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, 2003 at 3:23pm
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What pisses me off is when deer run out in front of me. Why can't they wait another 10 seconds ???
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