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Dec 8^th, 2003 at 8:26pm

Triple_7 Ex Member

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

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Reply #1 - Dec 9^th, 2003 at 1:18am

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lol

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Reply #2 - Dec 9^th, 2003 at 1:40am

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haha took me a while but i got it ~ !

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Reply #3 - Dec 9^th, 2003 at 9:59am

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lol... that's cute...pretty close to another one that i heard before, but not quite the same...

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Reply #4 - Dec 9^th, 2003 at 11:37am

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If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Reply #5 - Dec 9^th, 2003 at 2:10pm

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Nasty, but strangely amusing Grin

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Reply #6 - Dec 10^th, 2003 at 12:31pm

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....O KAY

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Reply #7 - Dec 10^th, 2003 at 12:36pm

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Nasty, but strangely amusing Grin

I concur with my esteemed colleague..... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

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Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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