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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press
'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't
fallen asleep yet.

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My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.

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Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

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Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in
prison?

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If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with
something called labor!
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever

How True How True!!!

Hmm, mildly amusing...