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Traffic Jam (Read 194 times)
Nov 28
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, 2003 at 3:17pm
russ
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A guy is driving along the freeway in Los Angeles, and as he reaches
downtown, he finds himself in the middle of a massive traffic jam that is
blocking up five different freeways and sending lines of cars back for
miles in all directions.
After a while, he notices a guy walking from car to car down the freeway,
stopping and talking to people through their car windows.
When the guy reaches him he rolls down his window and says, "Hey! What's
causing all this delay?"
The guy on the freeways says, "Well, you're not going to believe this, but
OJ Simpson has sat down in the middle of the freeway intersection up
there, and he's totally distraught, and he says there's no way he can ever
pay the $35 million he owes the Goldmans and the Browns, and so he's
threatened to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire if
people don't give enough money sufficient to cover the cost of the
judgment. So I've taken up a collection to try to end the traffic jam."
"How much have you gotten so far."
"About ten gallons."
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Nov 28
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Pretty scary huh?
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Nasty, but it made me
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Nov 28
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been posted before, but still hilarious
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lol funny!
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