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2 drunk Irishmen (Read 197 times)
Nov 28th, 2003 at 2:38pm

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if
he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too!
Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you
from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man.
"I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did
you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint
Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at
the bar.
"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are
drunk again."

 
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Reply #1 - Nov 28th, 2003 at 2:40pm

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LOL!!!! Grin Grin Grin

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Reply #2 - Nov 28th, 2003 at 9:00pm

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ROTFLOL! That's funny, and vaguely familiar...Smiley
 
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Reply #3 - Nov 29th, 2003 at 12:11am

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"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
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Reply #4 - Nov 29th, 2003 at 7:49pm
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That was good.....very good Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #5 - Nov 30th, 2003 at 4:25am

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lol funny Cheesy
 
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Reply #6 - Dec 1st, 2003 at 12:57am

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