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The anti-car theft device (Denver Jockstrap) (Read 1051 times)

Nov 16^th, 2003 at 5:54pm

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This is the Denver Jockstrap, the anti-car theft device of the future.

Here is a demonstration.

A car thief holds you up.

Our patented arm retracts to assault the thief in the private area.

Force is applied to neutralize the threat. As you see, the thief has dropped his weapon.

The hand of the arm is detached to ensure no counter attacks.

Then, you can safely drive away and report the event. Only police stations has the special key to remove the device, forcing the thief to turn himself in.

Crime does not pay!

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Reply #1 - Nov 16^th, 2003 at 6:02pm

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I hate to see that thing misfire. What happens if you lock yourself out?

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Reply #2 - Nov 16^th, 2003 at 6:05pm

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Thats from Naked Gun.

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Reply #3 - Nov 16^th, 2003 at 6:11pm