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Microsoft's next next simulator (Read 269 times)

Nov 13^th, 2003 at 12:34am

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Microsoft Computer Simulator 2004

As Stupid As It Gets!

Imagine the thrill of virtually owning your own computer complete with simulated cd rom drives, windows OS, dvd-roms, etc. Now, with MS Computer Simulator, it’s possible!

Features

Choose from several different computer brands including but not limited to: HP, IBM, eMachines, Dell, Gateway, Sony, Alienware, Voodoo, Toshba.

· Simulate crashes.

· Feel the frustration of windows ME, one of the numberous OS that can be simulated.

· Get driven crazy by the almost perfect simulation of Apple computer.

· Experience the hardships of installing hardware with simulated static charges and overheating processors.

· Simulated RIAA will virtually sue for downloaded music.

· Experience first-hand the hardships of being hacked and getting spam.

· Be able to create virtual identities that will be stolen.

· And the best feature of 'em all: Be able to hit your computer with a hammer.

Rated SP for Stupid and Pointless.

« Last Edit: Nov 13^th, 2003 at 1:45am by the_autopilot »

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Reply #1 - Nov 13^th, 2003 at 12:51am

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lol that'z soooo funny!

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Reply #2 - Nov 13^th, 2003 at 10:36am

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Computer simulator already exists. What do you think an Apple Macintosh is. Grin

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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Reply #3 - Nov 13^th, 2003 at 7:41pm

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Reply #4 - Nov 16^th, 2003 at 5:14am

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Computer simulator already exists. What do you think an Apple Macintosh is. Grin

So true

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Reply #5 - Nov 16^th, 2003 at 5:56pm

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Reply #6 - Nov 16^th, 2003 at 6:01pm

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Will virtual viruses that ruin your virtual computer affect the real one as well?

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Reply #7 - Nov 19^th, 2003 at 2:09am