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Various jokes (Read 131 times)

Nov 8^th, 2003 at 1:22pm

russ Offline
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My submission for the PITA award:

Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.

Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.

Q: What's a flea's favorite way to travel?
A: Itch-hiking.

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia!

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Reply #1 - Nov 8^th, 2003 at 5:51pm

Sock Offline
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I accually found the first one very funny. Grin

Sock

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Reply #2 - Nov 8^th, 2003 at 6:43pm

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Legacy the poor mans Learjet
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not bad

A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....&&&&Current ride, a 1972 Honda CT70 with a 3-speed transmition w/ and automatic clutch. So far i've gotten it to do 40mph.

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Reply #3 - Nov 9^th, 2003 at 12:23am

BFMF Offline
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lame jokes

COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World

My Reality Check Bounced

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