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Just for the ladies here (Read 393 times)
Nov 5
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, 2003 at 2:38pm
ozzy72
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A recent scientific study found that the kind of male a woman finds attractive could differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
And if she is menstruating, she is likely to prefer a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors shoved deep into his temple and a cricket stump jammed up his bottom.
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Nov 5
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, 2003 at 4:55pm
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I wouldn't touch that with a 10-foot pole!
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Nov 5
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Sock
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Ozzy thats horrible...
Mostly for us guys.
Sock
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Nov 7
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, 2003 at 11:37am
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Oh man... And to think that's actually true too...
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Nov 7
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, 2003 at 2:03pm
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I did reply to this one earlier, not sure where it has gone lets try again.
I am not
quite
this bad.
Sarah
Ps I don't like my men rugged at all baby-faced is what I like.
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
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Nov 7
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, 2003 at 3:10pm
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Ps I don't like my men rugged at all baby-faced is what I like.
Thats obvious when you look at your avatar!
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Nov 7
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, 2003 at 3:50pm
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DESMOND. Artwork Edited
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Cherokee, LOL.
Well of course I mean with exception to Desmond........
You can hardly say that Smoke looks anything like Desmond can you? Masculine yes, rugged no.
Sarah
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
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Nov 7
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, 2003 at 3:58pm
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Ozzy, that's hilarious............this must be why I always thought PMS stood for "Pack my Suitcase"
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Nov 7
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, 2003 at 4:59pm
Sock
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Ozzy, that's hilarious............this must be why I always thought PMS stood for "Pack my Suitcase"
I always thought it was Piss and Moan Syndrome.
Sock
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Nov 7
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, 2003 at 5:01pm
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Ozzy, that's hilarious............this must be why I always thought PMS stood for "Pack my Suitcase"
It actually stands for "
P
utting-up-with
M
ens
S
%!t!
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Nov 7
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I am not
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Says the lady with a man eating dragon for an avatar!
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Nov 8
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, 2003 at 4:24am
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In Britain we call it PMT (Pre-Menstrual Tension), personally I think it really means Pre-Meditated Tantrum!
Ozzy
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Nov 8
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, 2003 at 6:36pm
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i'm screwed... i never fit eather of those descriptions... darn
A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....&&&&Current ride, a 1972 Honda CT70 with a 3-speed transmition w/ and automatic clutch. So far i've gotten it to do 40mph.
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