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JOKE TIME!!!! (Read 178 times)
Nov 7
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, 2003 at 5:28pm
Woodlouse2002
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I like jam.
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What is green, fuzzy, has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree onto your head?
A Snooker table!!!
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Nov 7
th
, 2003 at 5:30pm
Smoke2much
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PIPPIN!!! That's how to get a PITA!
PS- Woody. LMAO! Thats a goodun.
Who switched the lights off? I can't see a thing....... Hold on, my eyes were closed. Oops, my bad...............&&
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, 2003 at 4:21am
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ur really aiming for a few bars to your P.I.T.A!
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Nov 8
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, 2003 at 12:02pm
Wing Nut
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Oh my...
Every time I feel close, someone shows me how far I have to go...
HP p7-1300w
AMD Athlon II X4 650 Quad-core 3.2 Ghz
23" HP Widescreen monitor/19" Dell monitor
Windows 7 Home Premium
16 Gb DDR3 PC10600 Ram
1 Gb GeForce GTX 550Ti video card
1 TB RAID Drives
If you want to see the most beautiful girl in the world, CLICK HERE!
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Nov 9
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, 2003 at 12:28am
BFMF
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***YAWN***
COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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Nov 9
th
, 2003 at 2:49pm
aeronut
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Thought he was going to say a 10 ton Leprachaun
Sure and begorra ain't a snooker table got six legs ???
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