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Learn Australian (Read 304 times)
Nov 5
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, 2003 at 9:34pm
russ
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Milburn - capital of Victoria
Peck - to fill a suitcase
Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
Pigs - for hanging out washing with
Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
Pug - large animal with a curly tail
Nin tin dough - computer game
Munner stroney - soup
Min - male of the species
Mess Kara - eye makeup
McKennock - person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
Leather - foam produced from soap
Lift - departed
Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
Kittle crusps - potato chips
Ken's - Cairns
Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
Inner me - enemy
Guess - vapour
Fush - marine creatures
Fitter cheney - type of pasta
Ever cardeau - avocado
Fear hear - blonde
Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
Duffy cult - not easy
Amejen - visualise
Day old chuck - very young poultry
Bug hut - popular recording
Bun button - been bitten by insect
Beard - a place to sleep
Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
One Doze - well known computer program
Brudge - structure spanning a stream
Sex - one less than sivven
Tin - one more than nine
Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
Earplane - large flying machine
Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport
Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft
Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
Cuds - children
Pits - domestic animals
Cuttin - baby cat
Munce - usually served on toast
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Nov 6
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, 2003 at 5:03am
Colonel_Klink
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Milburn - capital of Victoria
LOL I think this should explain it all. Melbourne is in Australia.
As a New Zealander I am highly amused that people get Australian language confused with New Zealand english. Having travelled the length and breadth of my homeland the only time I have heard the pronounciations above is when I have met Australians who pronounce Sydney as Sidnee
Good try though.. Perhaps the thread title should be Learn Australian
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Nov 6
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russ
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no problem
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Nov 7
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Nov 7
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Sounds more South African than Australian.
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Nov 7
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Sounds more South African than Australian.
My American History teacher is South African and I can never understand a word he's saying.
I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday.
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Nov 7
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God help us if anyone posts something about how to learn Ebonics. We'd need a translator for the translator, for the translator to get it to an understandable level.
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doesnt sound anything like Australian! And I should know . . . . .
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ok, yea
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The art of 'Australia Speak' is to make each phrase sound like a kwischin--?(A subtle rise in Pitch)
G'day Cobblers, toim ter sling me 'ook.
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