Simviation Forum - Germany leads the way

Reply #30 - Nov 2^nd, 2003 at 10:48am

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I bet you're telling me that so that you make me look rediculous. LOL Grin

j/k

Hi Kat...!
NAH... Wink

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It's the National costume of Germany.... 8)

They wont let you in unless you are wearing it... Grin

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...trust me... Wink

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LOL...LOL...LOL..!

Cheers mate... Grin

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P.S. you have the "Klu Klux Clan", we have the "Morris Dancers".
The Morris Dancers are more terrifying... Shocked

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Believe me... Wink

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Reply #31 - Nov 2^nd, 2003 at 10:52am

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This thread is cracking me up Grin

I don't think I would go into a place like that. I would much rather find an internet cafe where I can log onto the forums Grin

I'm gonna stick to Paul's advice and i'm gonna stay single as long as I can Grin

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Reply #32 - Nov 2^nd, 2003 at 11:05am

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Don't believe a word of it Katahu. I'm sure Exploder will confim that what Fozzer describes (Lederhosen) is the traditional dress of Bavaria, not the whole of Germany.
http://www.lederhosenmuseum.de/GBhomepage.htm
Unless they moved it without telling me Hamburg is nowhere near Bavaria. Roll Eyes

Come to think of it that place the Beatles used to frequent might be more interesting. What was it called now? Ah - I know - The Reeperbahn........! Shocked

That sounds much more like my idea of a Männergarten. Maybe I'll come along & make sure you youngsters don't come to any harm. Grin

PS. Morris Dancers are silly Englishmen with bells on their ankles who prance around drinking vast quantities of beer & whacking each other with big sticks. Nothing unusual really. Roll Eyes

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PPS. Not much different to the "traditional" Bavarian dances put on for tourists when I visited Munich many years ago. Instead of wielding big sticks the dancers take great delight in slapping their own & each other's nether regions with their hands. They also drink vast quantities of bier. Strange lot us Europeans. LOL

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Reply #33 - Nov 2^nd, 2003 at 11:42am

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Blimey Doug... Shocked

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Looking through that site* reminds me of why I insisted in getting de-mobbed from Germany in 1957.
Being chased by a "Lederhosen" clad person of dubious sex in Duisburg was always my worst nightmare.... Shocked

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Au Weidersen all... 8)..!
Paul.
(A different Saxony).... Wink

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..and they are always getting up early in the morning and pinching the best deck-chairs at all the holiday resorts..... Angry

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P.S...*try this one...
http://www.fozzersgrubbyunderpants.com

Nah, nana, na, na... Grin

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Reply #34 - Nov 2^nd, 2003 at 11:55am

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Being chased by a "Lederhosen" clad person of dubious sex in Duisburg was always my worst nightmare.... Shocked

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ROFLMAO...........! Grin

Now that's something I would pay good money to see. LOL Tongue

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..and they are always getting up early in the morning and pinching the best deck-chairs at all the holiday resorts..... Angry

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Not likely to affect me. I steer clear of those sort of places. When was the last time you took a holiday? Me, I'm on permanent holiday. Tongue

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Reply #35 - Nov 2^nd, 2003 at 12:24pm

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oh,boys....you're too funny. and hagar is right. btw: i don't like bavarians,they're too....umm....let's say "strange". i prefer either saxonians or people from northern and eastern germany. they're much nicer and more interesting.

-update on the "female accompagnition" issue:
talked to "her" about the invitation to the concert this afternoon. well,it sounded like she doesn't want to go there with me.......damned! Sad

what shall i do? ask her again? leave her alone? publish her photo in the forums? (a sort of revenge *evil grin*) being depressed and getting terribly drunk? cry?

got no luck with chicks... Undecided

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Reply #36 - Nov 2^nd, 2003 at 12:28pm

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got no luck with chicks... Undecided

Join the club. Embarrassed

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Reply #37 - Nov 2^nd, 2003 at 12:47pm

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oh,boys....you're too funny.

-update on the "female accompagnition" issue:
talked to "her" about the invitation to the concert this afternoon. well,it sounded like she doesn't want to go there with me.......damned! Sad

what shall i do? ask her again? leave her alone? publish her photo in the forums? (a sort of revenge *evil grin*) being depressed and getting terribly drunk? cry?

got no luck with chicks... Undecided

Silent...

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Consider yourself very lucky that she has allowed you to escape so lightly... Roll Eyes

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Now find a nice comfy arm-chair, light up the gas fire, pop a humourous video into the slot, crack open a couple , (or three), cans of Heineken, sit down, enjoy the video, and contemplate upon your extreme good luck... Grin

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It may not happen again... Shocked

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. from one who knows all about such things... Wink

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LOL...LOL...LOL..!

Cheers mate... Grin

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P.S. by the way...were you wearing your "Lederhosen" when you asked her out...?
Remember that tip the next time a female attempts to snare you... Wink

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Reply #38 - Nov 2^nd, 2003 at 12:56pm

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oh,paul... Grin

okay,i'll try to get over it....but using my way of coping with things: playing computer games till i'm mad!
Wink

-edit: i'll ask her again during next week. hopefully,she'll change her mind.

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Reply #39 - Nov 2^nd, 2003 at 1:07pm

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ok, paul... Grin

...-edit: i'll ask her again during next week. hopefully,she'll change her mind.

Blimey Silent... Shocked

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For my sake and your future hapiness and sanity, don't forget to don your leather shorts, pointy hat with a feather, wooly socks, buckled shoes, etc, before-hand*....
Fortunately, lately, I have never had to resort to that extreme, to avoid getting caught in their sticky web of deceit..... Sad

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Cheers mate... Grin

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..*and don't forget the blown-up pigs bladder on a stick... Wink

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Reply #40 - Nov 2^nd, 2003 at 1:16pm

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Silent DON'T go there mate Wink

Trust me as one who got 'excessively lucky', and now is married!!! And skint!!!
Best advice play CFS till you drop, or until the beer causes your head to collapse onto the keyboard Grin

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Reply #41 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 5:47am

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ummm...mkay,ozzy.
i'll try to forget....but it won't be easy,because ....oh,well,this is a long story....

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