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Reply #15 - Nov 1st, 2003 at 10:00pm

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When he says SHE, he means, "significant other, ball-n-chain, holder of "the boys", better half Roll Eyes , til' death do us partner, sometimes known as WIFE!"   I need to go back and read the small print on the marriage license, and recheck the audio, on the wedding video for subliminal messages. Because somewhere, there IS a (you must lovingly-willingly-loathingly accompany her, through sickness and through food court, to every single clothing store, and
ANY store which may posess the SACRED, SALE sign) clause, in there!  Sad
 
.....so I loaded up the plane and moved to Middle-EEEE..........OIL..that is......
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Reply #16 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 4:46am
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*roflmao*

hey,this article gave me the first good laugh this morning...thanks,ozzy! Grin
 
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Reply #17 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 4:47am

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Bjorn, youir mission is to visit the Mannergarten and give us a full report.

Bitte

Will
 
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Reply #18 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 4:57am
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bursting into laughter the third time....


well,if you pay the ticket to munich ,cologne, berlin or hamburg...

but got to get a wife or girlfriend first. Grin
 
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Reply #19 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 5:06am

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IM me when you sort out the female company and we'll see what we can arrange LOL

Will
 
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Reply #20 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 5:20am
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TO ALL FEMALE USERS HERE:

wanna meet a nice guy and wanna go shopping in germany?

yeah?

right-o!

IM me!

now!

not later!

NOW!


Grin Grin Grin

(joke,by the way)
 
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Reply #21 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 5:20am

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You guys really fluffed up. I'm married to a lovely lady who DOESN'T like shopping Grin
When we do go shopping together we have a healthy balance of what we both like, bookshops 8)
And then afterwards we always go for cappucino and cakes at our favourite little cafe Wink

Ozzy 8)

PS. What kind of girl would you like? I'll pop one in the post Wink
 
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Reply #22 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 5:22am

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Ohhh, good luck mate.   Wink

I find that Pub's work better myself......

Will
 
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Reply #23 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 5:27am
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oh ,well,gotta try it out. Grin


p.s: hm...i think i have someone for accompanying me,but i still got to....umm..."convince" her that i'm the right guy.


omg...my english is not that good this morning. Tongue
 
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Reply #24 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 5:29am

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Please note that the offer to pay was in jest Embarrassed

Ask her out.  Simple.  Do it.

NOW

Will
 
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Reply #25 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 5:32am
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well...she's not online at the moment...

the next occasion would be on a concert next saturday...but still gotta wait for her "yes".
 
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Reply #26 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 5:54am

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well...she's not online at the moment...

the next occasion would be on a concert next saturday...but still gotta wait for her "yes".


Silent... Grin...!
Before you embark upon this extremely dangerous route which will distroy affect your whole future, read back through this thread, and observe the musings from certain Members who have been there, and done it and  have suffered the consequencies thereof.... Cry...!
This is your last warning.... Roll Eyes...!

LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Cheers mate... Grin...!
Paul.
(England).

P.S.  but I bet you are going to ignore my advice.... Cry...!
(Love blinds all).... Wink...!
...it's the connection between the eyes, the brain, and the little object in the trousers which is the cause of all the problems... Shocked... Shocked... Shocked...!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!

 
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Reply #27 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 9:27am

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A daycare for adults? Strange. ??? Roll Eyes Grin

What? They have RC cars and Playb..err...uhhmm...I mean ESPN Magazines? Sweet. Grin

AWW MAN!!! It's in Germany. That place is over 4,000 miles from here. Angry

Oh well. At least I can travel for free in the USAF. Hopefully, they'll put me in Germany. Wink However, I would look real strange to the locals [walking into an adult daycare in UNIFORM. Roll Eyes  Embarrassed ]
 
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Reply #28 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 10:05am

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Hopefully, they'll put me in Germany. Wink However, I would look real strange to the locals [walking into an adult daycare in UNIFORM. Roll Eyes  Embarrassed ]


Hi Kat....
No problemo... 8)...!
Just pack a pointy hat with a feather in it, a pair of leather shorts, a pair of long wooly socks and buckled shoes, in your bag and you will mingle in with the locals.. 8)...!
..OH...
and dont forget your blown-up pigs bladder on a stick...
...and slap your thighs every now and again.. Wink...!
...Sorted... Grin...!

Cheers mate... Grin...!
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Reply #29 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 10:16am

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I bet you're telling me that so that you make me look rediculous. LOL Grin j/k
 
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