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Oct 27
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Top 10 Funny Store Signs
1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
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Oct 27
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The sign on the street of the local hardware store says:
"We can fix it all!"
The sign on their door says:
"Door broken, use back door..."
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Oct 27
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Lol, good ones. I like this sort of thing.
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Local oil change sign "Best place in town to take a leak"
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Oct 27
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LMAO.... i should give the counsiler one to mine... the guy is.... someone who might apprecate it... although i would never go to him as someone to talk to.... i have lunch 7th... only 8 periods in the day... adn i have to go durring lunch as it is currently
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