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Oct 20^th, 2003 at 12:48pm

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It has long been rumored that W. R. Grace Co. was considering buying the Fuller Brush Co. along with Mary Kay Cosmetics and then merge with the Hale Business Systems. This mega-corporate entity could be known as Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

Failed merger: Yahoo and Netscape. Net 'n Yahoo didn't work out because they would have to relocate the headquarters located in Tel Aviv.

Proposed merger: Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers, to be called Fairwell Honeychild.

Rumored merger: Wurlitzer with Xerox. They are going to market reproductive organs.

Possible merger: Warner Brothers, Polygraph Records and Keebler -- to be called... Poly-Warner-Cracker.

3M and Goodyear merger: mmmGood

John Deere and Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco and Dakota Mining: Dip Audi Do Da

Swissair and Cheseborough-Ponds: Swisschese

Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home

Luvs Diapers and Hertz Rent-a-Car: Luv Herts

Upjohn and Chuckie Cheese Pizza: UpChuck

White Castle Burgers and Glad Trash Bags: White Trash Bags

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Reply #1 - Oct 21^st, 2003 at 2:04am

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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Reply #2 - Oct 21^st, 2003 at 11:13am

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Also Federal Express (FedX) and United Parcel Service (UPS) are planning a merger....the new company will be called- "FedUp"

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Reply #3 - Oct 23^rd, 2003 at 9:12am

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Those are pretty good!

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