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Oct 20th, 2003 at 9:30am

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An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least. After examining it, he called Abe, the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem.

"I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.

Abe replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."

A week later, the amazed Abe called the archaeologist. "You were right about both the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"

"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."
 
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Reply #1 - Oct 20th, 2003 at 9:37am

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Grooooan, I'm hereby nominating you for a PITA Grin

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Reply #2 - Oct 20th, 2003 at 12:50pm

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Yeahhh!  I finally get my PITA!  Now all I nedd is some Gyro meat, goat cheese, lettuce, tomato...
 
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Reply #3 - Oct 20th, 2003 at 4:05pm

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I'm afriad Pippin that Only Ozzy is really allowed to issue PITAs. I awarded Ozzy his cause no one else is nearly qualified. And anyway, that joke was good. Grin
 
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Reply #4 - Oct 20th, 2003 at 4:08pm

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Don't worry, when Ozzy gets back, I think my nomination is a foregone conclusion...
 
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Reply #5 - Oct 20th, 2003 at 4:17pm

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It is a foregone conclusion. Did you see the atrocitys I had to come up with to get mine? Tongue
 
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Reply #6 - Oct 20th, 2003 at 11:23pm

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PITA?
 
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Reply #7 - Oct 21st, 2003 at 1:54am

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PITA = Pain In The Ass award

It's not as easy as you think, trust me Wink
 
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Reply #8 - Oct 21st, 2003 at 1:55am

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It is a foregone conclusion. Did you see the atrocitys I had to come up with to get mine? Tongue


Hey woody, it's been so long, what exactly did you do?
 
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Reply #9 - Oct 21st, 2003 at 1:59am

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PITA?

Pain in the Ass Award.  Awarded to those who have the saddest jokes under the sun. . . .

it was a rather good joke!
 
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Reply #10 - Oct 21st, 2003 at 5:06am

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Please note that I have only nominated Pippin.  I am fully aware that I cannot give the award myself Wink.  I will discuss the matter with Mark today and see what can be arranged.

Will
 
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Reply #11 - Oct 21st, 2003 at 5:08am

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Speaking of which, when is he coming back?  I thought he said he was going to be gone for eight days? Smiley
 
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Reply #12 - Oct 22nd, 2003 at 5:10am

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I have spoken to Mark and told him of the nomination.  Unfortunately I was forced to tell the joke as well.  He laughed so no PITA this time.  Try harder Pippin, we know that you can do it.

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Reply #13 - Oct 22nd, 2003 at 8:01am

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*Sigh*  Always a bridesmaid and never a bride... Sad Tongue
 
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Reply #14 - Oct 23rd, 2003 at 12:53am

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*Sigh*  Always a bridesmaid and never a bride... Sad Tongue


Not to worry, It's not easy and only a few are chosen Wink
 
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