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Oct 9th, 2003 at 3:41pm

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You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor looked at your mom and said, ''This is going to cost extra if I have to touch its ass.'' 
 
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Reply #1 - Oct 9th, 2003 at 3:46pm

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How about- When you were born you were so ugly, your momma said, "Oh what a treasure!", to which the Doctor replied, "Yea, let's bury it!"

Or- You were so damned ugly as a child, your momma had to tie a pork chop bone around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

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Reply #2 - Oct 10th, 2003 at 9:42am

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You so nasty, you went to take a bath and the clean water jumped out!

or, you so nasty, you s*it is happy to escape... Tongue

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Reply #3 - Oct 10th, 2003 at 3:21pm

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You so nasty, you went to take a bath and the clean water jumped out!

Jared, that is pathetic. So I have no idea why it made me laugh. These things always do... Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #4 - Oct 11th, 2003 at 8:52pm

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OK here's a question:

Why'd your daddy trade yo mama in for an outhouse?

Becuase the hole was smaller, and it smelled better too!
 
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Reply #5 - Oct 13th, 2003 at 7:45pm

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Is that your head or a hotel for lice?

What shampoo do you use?  Pennzoil or Quaker State?

Know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag.

I hear the "Fashion Police" has an APB out on your wardrobe!

I like your reversible jacket.  Now if only it came with a reversible face...........

Why dont you do something different with your hair.  like, wash it.
 
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Reply #6 - Oct 18th, 2003 at 7:46pm

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Man, a mother couldnt even love that face
 
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Reply #7 - Oct 24th, 2003 at 9:11pm

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Your mama is so fat, a school bus drove by and she said, ''Stop that Twinkie!''
 
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Reply #8 - Oct 24th, 2003 at 9:26pm

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How about (for a snobby rich kid) You're so ugly when you were born mother said "Where's my receipt?"
 
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Reply #9 - Oct 27th, 2003 at 11:56pm

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I know i am too little too late but still:

"You are so ugly that your picture won't develope"

my friend and i made it up
 
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Reply #10 - Oct 28th, 2003 at 12:27pm

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Your mumma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck Grin Grin
 
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Reply #11 - Oct 28th, 2003 at 12:41pm

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Reply #12 - Oct 28th, 2003 at 7:15pm

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Yo mama is so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside and she went to get a bowl.
 
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Reply #13 - Oct 29th, 2003 at 2:41pm

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Your mumma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck Grin Grin

these are great guys...keep em coming...i'm LMAO here... Grin
 
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Reply #14 - Oct 29th, 2003 at 2:52pm

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On the mama front there is 'Yo mama is so fat, when your dad wants some he has to slap her thigh and ride the wave in'
'Yo mama is soooo fat she needs a pot-holer not a gynaecologist'
My favourite one, I came out with this to a v.vain bloke in a pub who was drunk and being rather obnoxious "If you're not careful I'll have to punch you until you're good looking. Anyone got a calendar?"

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Reply #15 - Oct 29th, 2003 at 3:01pm

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"your mom is so fat and heavy that when she stepped on the dog's tail, we had to change his name to Beaver"
 
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Reply #16 - Oct 29th, 2003 at 4:03pm

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"your mom is so fat and heavy that when she stepped on the dog's tail, we had to change his name to Beaver"


Oh my. . .
 
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Reply #17 - Oct 29th, 2003 at 6:48pm

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Oh my. . .


??? ???
Does this mean bad or good??
 
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Reply #18 - Oct 29th, 2003 at 6:57pm

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Hey, your mother called.  She wants me to come over and help shave her back again tonight...
 
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Reply #19 - Oct 29th, 2003 at 7:32pm

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Tell your mom i am gonna be late, ok?
 
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