This guy walks into a bar on the top of Empire State  Building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out, goes around the building and back into that same window, goes back to the bar and orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again and repeats the same thing. About half an hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says,

"hey, how the heck are you doing that?!"

The first guy responds,

"oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air, wind picks you up and carries you around the building and back into the window."  

"WOW!" exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!"

So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below. The bartender looks over to the first man and says,

"Superman, you're such an a$$hole when you're drunk."


P.S. please excuse my language.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!      I like that!

Sock

lol!