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Oct 9^th, 2003 at 3:14pm

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15 Ways to be Annoying

1. Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.
2. If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
3. Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a ''spider person.''
4. When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: ''Don't let him in! He's the killer!''
5. When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.
6. When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: ''I hope I fixed it this time.''
7. Beep when a large person backs up.
8. Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the ''little men.''
9. Insist on making inanimate objects ''dance''
10. Occasionally talk into your hand in public.
11. Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.
12. When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car.
13. Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
14. While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises.
15. Insist that life is ''one big musical,'' then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public.

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Reply #1 - Oct 10^th, 2003 at 9:44am

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LOL...I do all 15 of these on a daily basis! Makes life more fun doesn't it?

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Reply #2 - Oct 10^th, 2003 at 8:54pm

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lol

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Reply #3 - Oct 10^th, 2003 at 10:35pm

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LOL...I do all 15 of these on a daily basis! Makes life more fun doesn't it?

Jared

Yes it does. Grin

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Reply #4 - Oct 13^th, 2003 at 2:50am

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15 Ways to be Annoying
15. Insist that life is ''one big musical,'' then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public.

And the problem with this is?

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Reply #5 - Oct 13^th, 2003 at 3:03am

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And the problem with this is?

Nobody else starts singing Embarrassed

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Reply #6 - Oct 13^th, 2003 at 2:38pm

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Nobody else starts singing Embarrassed

That's funny!

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Reply #7 - Oct 13^th, 2003 at 5:07pm

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I do most of those. Whats weird about it? Tongue

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Reply #8 - Oct 13^th, 2003 at 10:29pm

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Have you tried and tested all these Pippin? Grin

16. Incorporate dialogue from the Simpsons into your daily conversation.

17. If you know a golfer, insist that golf is a pussy sport. (I do this one to my dad all the time Grin

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18. Fart in the elevator and accuse a total stranger.

19. Only talk to people through a sock puppet.

20. Come into the office early and link the paper clips into an elaborate web.

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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Reply #9 - Oct 13^th, 2003 at 10:46pm

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That's a very silly post Pippin.

Respect Grin

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Reply #10 - Oct 14^th, 2003 at 2:06pm

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Lol, those are great! Grin

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Reply #11 - Oct 14^th, 2003 at 8:53pm

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19. Only talk to people through a sock puppet.

I did that once for a whole day! Of course, I was alone all day, and only talked to myself and the imginary people I made up. But they still gave me weird looks. 8)

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Reply #12 - Oct 14^th, 2003 at 11:36pm

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I think we all could say we've done one of these at one time or another or at least wished we had!! Nice Post

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